Why I like being a lesbian.

katjalovee:

imsuchafagg0t:

  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.

Yes.

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thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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omgtsn:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

catbountry:

snk-potato-girl:

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

I saw this happen this was the day the meme died.

fuck them for this

yep i remember this happening

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

(Source: pri-tea)

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afterellen:

Jodie Foster marries Alexandra Hedison

In an exclusive, E! is reporting that out actor/director Jodie Foster married L Word alum Alexandra Hedison over the weekend.

According to E!, the couple began dating almost a year ago. Foster has two sons with former partner Cydney Bernard and Hedison is the former girlfriend of Ellen DeGeneres.  

Congrats to the newlyweds!

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